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8/24/2012

Playboy - Playmates on the Catwalk (2000) Review

Playboy - Playmates on the Catwalk (2000)
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Playboy didn't disappoint me this time. After their recent releases being so bad, I ordered this DVD thinking it would be bad, but hoping for a miracle. The video s***ed! It was a complete waste of money.
The video states that it is a fashion show with around twenty eight or twenty nine playmates. While this is true, most of the playmates you see for only seconds. Literally only a few seconds. The video shows clips of the playmates walking up and down the fashion runway. Most of them look more like whores, than the beautiful woman that they truly are. They are wearing so much eye make up that they look really trashy.
The DVD contains about twenty or so segments and the main feature is only 48 minutes long. If you do the math, you can see that each segment is only about two minutes in length. The segments show the fashion designer, Betsey Johnson, meeting the playmates, talking about the costumes designed for the playmates, and various other segments of her views on fashion. I have never heard or seen Betsey Johnson, but trust me, she isn't very pleasant to look at.
There are a few very short segments included in the DVD featuring interviews and nudity of the various playmates. Much of the nudity that is shown are old clips from the playmate's video clip. The new stuff is just the girls talking about how great it is to be in a fashion show. Some of the nudity is new, but it is mainly just the girls flashing in front of the camera. Very tame flashing.
If you would enjoy seeing the playmates dressed up like a bunch of sluts, and see very little nudity, I recommend this video to you. Otherwise, pass on the purchase of this video.

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6/19/2012

Loving Sex - Ultimate Sexual Massage (2004) Review

Loving Sex - Ultimate Sexual Massage (2004)
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I finally got the DVD player hooked up in my bedroom - something that I highly suggest couples doing - and finally got some alone time to watch my assigned DVDs. Today's assignment was Ultimate Massage, The Art of Sexual Touch. This is one of the Loving Sex instructional videos, and since I had read Jenne's review of Lover's Massage I was curious how this video was different from the one she watched.
The is a 60 minute video which opens with a scene where a wife meets her husband at the door, telling him she has a special Christmas present for him. They then rush from the door to the bedroom and pop in the tape. The opening was a bit abrupt, but I suppose they had to get to watching the video somehow. Once in the bedroom with the tape running, we are allowed to see the video they are watching with begins with an introduction by Dr. Bernie Zilbergeld, the author of the famous best seller MALE SEXUALITY. There was one statement he made that I thought captured the essence of this video. "Erotic massage is a way to wake up the sexual sensual self. Sensual massage is not foreplay. The goal is not intercourse. The goal is not even orgasm. If you happen to have intercourse before, during, or after your sensual massage, that's fine. But that's not really the goal. The goal is simply to experienced pleasure."
The main difference between the Ultimate Massage video and the Lover's Massage video is that I believe the Ultimate Massage video is more intimate. While the Lover's Massage focuses on whole body massage, the Ultimate Massage video centers primarily on genital massage. The video is broken down into five parts: erotic frontal massage, Male genital massage, female genital massage, practice erotic frontal massage, and practice genital massage.
The first scene is the woman massaging the man. While instructions are given in the background, the woman follows through with the actions. It's quite sexy to watch how she strokes and touches his body, including the different things she does to his penis. Now in all honesty, if I had read the instruction in a book without seeing the video, I might have thought some of the suggestions could cause discomfort - The Serpent, for example (you'll have to watch the video to find out what it is). But when the instructions are given and I saw her carry them out, it made a connection in my brain that said, "Okay, that's what they mean." Then the video changes and we see the man carry out much of the same things that were done to the woman, along with explicit direction on vaginal massage and instructions on finding her g-spot - which I felt would be very helpful to some viewers.
After he has finished, our couple watching the video turns it off and they proceed to try out all the things they learned. It's not exactly the same, but it helps to reinforce all the different moves, and it shows you a couple of different ways to change the routine without affecting the eventual outcome - which is to please your lover. I do admit that I love the fact that these people appear to be really enjoying themselves. When he's giving her the g-spot massage you see her body twitch and jump, you hear her moans, just like it happens in real life. And when she is giving him the penis massage you actually see him ejaculate - not the cheesy sort of porn money shot, but a tasteful depiction of a man enjoying himself to orgasm.
What's it all add up to?
I think this is a great video for couples wanting to learn how to better explore their lover's bodies and for those who have a goal to just bring pleasure to their partners. This is not the kind of video that centers on `getting your own.' This is about using your senses, especially touch to tease and arouse your partner. I would highly recommend it.


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THE ART OF SEXUAL TOUCH From the Alexander Institute Loving Sex series, rankedBestby Mens Health Magazine. This program begins where other massage programs leave off. Follow Tina and Al as they learn from a more experienced couple how to attain new heights of sensual and sexual pleasure. Master erotic massage techniques that will improve intimacy in your relationship. Locate and stimulate the G-spot, and completely awaken all the senses. This program is the best step-by-step guide to women s and men s full body and genital massage. Features optional Spanish, French and German audio and menus.-Find new erogenous zones-Locate and stimulate the G-spot-Unique intervaginal video-Massage as lovemaking-Explicit genital massage

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12/26/2011

Lie With Me (2005) Review

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This was fun to watch yet at the same time rather disappointing (maybe depressing would be a better description). Fun if you go into it expecting sex, pretty faces and writhing bodies. But disappointing because there is little else besides. Depressing because the main characters appear so selfish, self-absorbed and are not in fact very likeable. Its main theme is about two emotionally immature individuals, learning rather late in life, the difference between lust and love. It's based on a short story by Tamara Faith Berger who also happens to be director Clement Virgo's wife. To its credit it tackles the lust vs love angle reasonably well.
For our protagonist Leila, life is one sexual encounter after another, free of emotional attachment, free of commitment, free of love. It opens with a naked Leila (the lovely Lauren Lee Smith) alone on the couch, masturbating while watching a porn video. There is no major dialogue until at least 10 minutes into the film and even then it is pretty banal if not trite, reflecting in a way the shallowness of these individuals. Director Virgo notes that he was trying to make a visual film as opposed to a talkie. And visually, it is beautifully shot. Leila goes to a party, meets David (Eric Balfour), with whom she feels an instant and mutual attraction. However he is with his girlfriend, Victoria (Polly Shannon). So she snares another lucky male whom she proceeds to bl__ and fu__ in the parking lot, in full view of David and his girlfriend, who naturally do the same thing, both couples more interested in the opposite pair than in their own partners. David of course is enthralled with Leila and hooks up with her. They have sex. Then they have more sex. And that's all they have. They don't really have a relationship. They don't communicate. They just copulate. Like rutting animals. Throughout the film, sex is depicted as mechanical, selfish and purely physical and although arousing, it is emotionally empty. The main impression I was left with was one of emptiness, hollowness and how sad these people were, physically connecting yet mentally and emotionally all alone. So much so that when David's ailing father whom he's been dotingly caring for dies, Leila cannot empathise, much less give solace. And neither is David of much help when Leila struggles with her parents' own breakup.
Luckless girlfriend Victoria (Polly Shannon) is, for me anyway, the most sympathetic character here. Of the three she is the only one with any insight into their relationship. She is also given some of the more memorable lines in the movie. During her confrontation with Leila, she warns him against David, "He's got intimacy issues. He needs a mommy," and more cruelly but to the point, "You can suck a guy's dick all you want. It doesn't mean he's ever gonna love you." She may be cast as the "other" woman but you can't help sympathising with her and thinking that she's better off rid of him. Virgo's need to have a "happy ending" where the characters come together after realising their love for each other is simply not convincing. It's hard to believe that these self-absorbed, narcissistic personalities could suddenly develop the insight to relate to someone, other than on a purely sensual level. The odd result is that, apart from the sex scenes, the movie when viewed as a whole, has a pretty depressing feel to it. Still, quibbles about the film aside, the sex scenes are not in the least bit disappointing. In fact, they are hot. Very much so. They are a lot more erotically arousing than in the bulk of porn material shot today which is so clinically anatomical as to no longer be erotic.
Although the DVD is unrated, it would most likely merit an NC-17. The sex scenes are as close to hardcore as you can get without it being X-rated. The missing elements are the money-shots and scenes of actual penetration. Otherwise everything else is there, right down to Leila playfully handling David's little thingie.
Lauren Lee Smith is gorgeous to look at and a very good actress. It took guts to do what she did here and I hope it pays off for her in the future. She should be in more films if only she could make time in between shooting "The L Word." In the commentary, director Virgo and Smith discuss how they first met when he directed her in her first lesbian scene in "The L Word."
The film has been beautifully transferred to DVD in a 1.78:1 aspect ratio (enhanced for widescreen TV). The film as we learn in the commentary was shot on Super 16mm so there is a slight graininess throughout as would be expected from this medium. Otherwise it looks gorgeous. Colors are vibrantly rich, black levels are accurately set, the golden summer palette that Virgo chooses for the film comes through handsomely. Sound comes in both Dolby Digital 5.1 and Dolby 2.0 Stereo. Dialogue is recorded at a very low level and is at times barely audible while the pounding music from the nightclub scenes are overwhelmingly loud. Rather like a porn video. I was constantly reaching for the remote to raise and lower the volume. There is an accompanying trailer, a photo gallery and of course the commentary by director Clement Virgo and Lauren Lee Smith who breaks into infectious laughter whenever she's asked to comment on her sex scenes. There is however no behind the scenes footage as advertised by Amazon. In the end, it may not count as a truly thought-provoking or even very credible film but it is arousingly enjoyable nonetheless. From the other reviews here, I take it most viewers will be seeing it for the sex. So, as far as the star ratings go: Five stars for the sizzling hot sex and for Lauren Lee Smith, three and a half for the movie itself.

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Lie with me is the story of a girl who likes sex and a guy who also likes sex and all the empty emotions that flow around them.. Thats pretty much it.Studio: Image EntertainmentRelease Date: 10/23/2007Starring: Lauren Lee SmithRun time: 93 minutesRating: UrDirector: Clement Virgo

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